Chat while working

An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. Manager walks into his cube and asks...

Manager: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values.

Employee (Steve): I am kind of busy with another job. I will be able to give you the complete program by tomorrow.
.......Back to chat......

Steve: Sorry for late reply!!! My stupid boss was here.

Amy: Bosses are really pain right?

Steve: Yep!! They are pain in...

Amy: Can you do me a favor darling.

Steve: I am for you honey.

Amy: Can you write me a program to sort float.

Steve: Oh honey!! It's on my finger tips....Here you go.

Amy: Dude!!! that is what I asked you at your cubicle.

College days are the best!!!

10 Easy tips for healthy hair :)

1) Wash hair regularly and properly. Washing hair once in 3 days is enough.Too much washing will make your hair dry.

2) Use a mild shampoo. Also use the same shampoo regularly.

3) Apply oil to hair 4 hours before washing.

4) Condition your hair after wash.
 For curly hair apply a leave-in conditioner for better result.

5) Dry your hair naturally. Using a blow drier makes hair dry. Do not sleep with wet hair.

6) Do not brush hair before it is dry. Use a wide toothed comb instead of brush. Also do not brush hair too much as it would damage the hair.

7) Do not wear tight rubber bands as it can cause hair fall.

8) Trim hair regularly.

9) Eat healthy food. Adequate amount of water is necessary for a healthy hair.

10) Finally, avoid stress and exercise regularly. It has a major impact on hair.


Smile, it could cheer up people around you and also irritate those haters who wish you to be sad and down.


"When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. 
                                                                - Oscar Wilde