Interviewer: Where can you see yourself in 10 years? Me: A mirror...
— Samuel L Jackson (@SamuelLJaackson) August 23, 2014
Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Leonard: No. Penny kissed me.
Sheldon: Who would ever guess that?
Your mistake should be your motivation, not your excuses.— Cahra Balding (@CahraBalding) July 7, 2014
You never realise how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have...Bob Marley